Showing posts with label NORAD. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NORAD. Show all posts

Saturday, December 25

Merry Christmas: Santa strikes again

 



Ten years ago I did a post about Norad tracking Santa. 

He was on Washington DC some minutes ago. 

I wish you all a Merry Christmas and that this year we all can find some common sense.

Someone from Virginia was visiting this blog while I was editing this post. Merry Christmas my friend!

Saturday, December 24

NORAD tracking Santa Claus: call them toll-free





























Till the moment the mainstream media claims that this year NORAD is receiving numerous phone calls, e-mails and the tracking is a success in Facebook and Twitter.
I just took a look at Google Earth and did these pictures and learned that it all started in 1955 and they are keeping the tradition.
This is something very strange for me but if you want you can call toll-free to know where is Santa or when will he be at your town.
Remember that if you didn't behave... no gifts for you!
As explained at this post NORAD stands for "North American Aerospace Defense Command. Military" and having both Santa Claus and NORAD at the same phrase is weird but that's the way it is.
You can also call NORAD for the latest news of Santa’s flight. The NORAD Tracks Santa Operations Center will be open from 6 a.m. today to 5 a.m. on Christmas. Call 1-877-HI-NORAD (1-877-446-6723) toll-free
Merry Christmas!
NORAD Tracks Santa relies on corporate sponsorship, and is financed by neither American nor Canadian taxpayers

Friday, December 23

Santa Claus will visit few homes in US: NORAD failed


In this video, made by an amateur on December, 22, Santa Claus was rehearsing because he feared the possibility of a terrorist attack and wanted to find a safe way to go to Americans homes.

Santa was caught by an anti-missile system hidden in a Christmas tree.
Unfortunately the North American Aerospace Defense Command "NORAD" will only work on December 24:

“PETERSON AIR FORCE BASE, Colo. -- The North American Aerospace Defense Command is ready to track Santa, and media are invited to participate in a variety of ways, to include conducting live interviews with senior NORAD officers on Dec. 24.
“NORAD stands the watch protecting the skies of North America 365 days a year, but on Christmas Eve the children of the world look to NORAD, and our trusted partners, to make sure that Santa is able to complete his mission safely,” said General Charles H. Jacoby, Jr., NORAD Commander." read article here.
We received a Skype-call from Santa where he claims that 87% of presents to American children were destroyed and he will not have time to make it all over again.
"How can it be that they only watch over me on December 24? By this time this NORAD organization should know I always rehearse." said Santa in a very indignant intonation.

This is a very sad news but the security of their citizens is the top priority of US government what should be taken into consideration by Santa whose behavior could also put in danger American citizens.